Funny and Stupid Crappy Daily Conversations with Pia.

1st ; MSN -

PeRvert Fuck yOu VeLI mUch! says:
*how u now...
*then tat day y u sooo HAPPY...cos u noe *censored* rite
*my god just say her name is enough...u and tat picture ar can get MArried lh...lol

? ? ™ Heartbeat Crush. says:
* *picture*
* Xd

PeRvert Fuck yOu VeLI mUch! says:
*ishk...come go marry it

? ? ™ Heartbeat Crush. says:
*i want
*XD

PeRvert Fuck yOu VeLI mUch! says:
*i jadi tat person who kahwin kan both of u
*u may now kiss the picture
*i now pronounce u husband and picture
*YAYAYA

? ? ™ Heartbeat Crush. says:
*WAHHHH ! !!!
*XD

PeRvert Fuck yOu VeLI mUch! says:
*there now u can live happily ever after wif ur pictur...
*and hav baby pictures together gether...

2nd ; Canteen.

Pia : Would you save her if she's in the garbage bin full with rubbish ?
Me : Yeap. For sure.
Pia : Even if her whole body is full with rubbish and she's smelly ?
Me : *laughing* YEAHHH.
Pia : Would you hug her, kiss her and so on after she's out from the garbage bin and is so damn smelly ?
Me : *showing the sweat face and shouting* Pia, why are you asking stupid questions ?! And i'll answer YES, I WILL ! Sastified ?
Pia : *laughing*

3rd ; After L4D game.

Pia : Would you save her if she's being attacked by Tanker ?
Me : Yes. If i have those machine guns and i have you both [Pia and Chin] with me. LOL.
Pia : What if Tanker only want to attacked her ? And me and Chin getting caught by the Hunter and Smoker ?
Me : I will save you two first so that you two can help me to save her. *laughing*

4th ; Walking.

Pia : Would you save her if she fell into the sea and going to be drown ?
Me : NO ! Cause i don't know how to swim. *laughing*
Pia : My god ! You're so bad.
Me : ==. It's better for me to ask help from someone who knows how to swim right ? If i save her, i might be drown and she might be drown too. If I'm alive, i can take care of her when she's in the hospital right ? *laughing*
Pia : ==

5th ; Primary Hall.

Pia : *massaging my hand with lotion* Eh, imagine this lotion is some kind of the hot chocolate or strawberry. Ooh la la. *laughing pervertly*
Me : Damn you lah Pia. Ahh. Damn syok lahh wey.
Pia : Yer. You sound so wrong.
Me : AHHHHH.
Pia : Eh. What if she help you to massage for you ?
Me : *happily laughing there*
Pia : Naughty lah you. What if she uses hot chocolate and then ooh la la.
Me : == Pia, stop it. Don't think dirty stuff can you between me and her ? Ish.
Pia : Okay lor. Eh. Imagine those people having sex using hot chocolate all over the body and lick. Ewww.
Me : *shouting* PIAAAA !
Pia : Okay lah. *continue massaging my hand*

6th ; A song. *censored part !*

*with barney theme song tune*

Me & Pia : I fuck you. You fuck me.
Pia : *background voice* Ahhh.
Me & Pia : We are fucktard family. Everyday we fuck each other day or night. We are fucktard family.
Me : *background voice* OOOHHHH !
*fast tune*
Me & Pia : I fuck you ah. You fuck me ah. We are fucktard family. Everyday we fuck each other day or night. We are fucktard ah family ! *claps*

*chinese version*

Me & Pia : Ngo diu lei. Lei diu ngo. Ngo dei hei diu ka family. Ngo dei yat yat dou hei gam lei diu lei diu hui. Ngo dei hei diu ka family. *laughs*

*to be continue with more laughter ! *