Disgusting News. Ewwww.

Just finish my AddMaths Project 2009.
What the hell is that ?
Well, it's something like a folio.
Crazy.

There's some news which got my full attention !
When you read the title, you know what will get on your freaky mind. =|


Taken from the Star, Tuesday 5 May 2009, page N39.


Secretary accidentally bites off boss' penis

A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.

Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.
The impact if the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover's organ. ( i just can't imagine how sharp is her teeth that can bite off a guy penis. WTF )

The daily reported that the incident occurred in Singapore park where the couple met after work.

To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.

The investigator said he followed the woman and her boss to the park.
"On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently. ( == it shake violently. i really can't imagine how can they did 'it' in public, and of course car. )

After the car was hit by the wan, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood, " he said. ( just imagine a woman mouth full with blood and a penis. What the fuck is wrong with this world ?! )

The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ. ( I don't really know how they got the face to go to the hospital with the fall-off-penis. What the hell ! )

The investigator, who called an ambulance to send the man to hospital, said that this was the first time he had encountered such an incident. ( this is the worst incident or case i ever heard. Ewww. )

Can y'all just imagine how it just happen ?
A penis is bitten off by a WOMAN ?!
My dad said, " I think the woman is a vampire. " ==
I feel like puking after reading this.
My friend told me about this this morning.
And i read the newspaper just now.

What the fuck is wrong with those peoples nowadays ?!
Obsession of sex or desperation of sex ?
Gosh.

Moral of this incident ;
Never ever never ever never ever never ever never ever
Have ORAL SEX in the car at the park or wherever.
You'll will never know what God brings you.
Fatality.

Laugh-out-loud.